Yahoo! News - Adult Corrections Population Hits Record

Land of the free? 1 in 32 adults incarcerated or on probation or parole last year. Yeah, it's our freedoms that the terrorists really hate.

According to The Wall of The November Coalition, 1 in 4 prisoners are in for drug violations. Over half of federal prisoners are in for drug violations.

Oh, and Martha Stewart. And Tommy Chong. (I guess he was sort of drugs, right? Can't sell pipes.)

No bin Laden, though. Or Kenny Boy Lay.